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⚠ Broadcast hijackedby a dog in a plague-doctor mask

YersiniaPestinu

Gram-negative.Chart-positive.

Every dog has its day. This one has its plague doctor.

Pestinu is a meme dog in a plague-doctor mask. He hunts fleas, not people.

$PESTINUSolanaBacterium, not a virusJoke’s on the flea

Dr. Pestinu: a Shiba Inu in a leather plague-doctor mask and wide-brimmed hat
Dr. Pestinu

  • Gram-negative. Chart-positive.
  • Woof. Achoo. Pump.
  • He hunts fleas, not people
  • It's a bacterium, not a virus
  • The doctor is in. The doctor is also a dog.
  • Every dog has his fleas. Every flea has his bag.
  • Copy the strain
  • Vaccinated against FUD
  • Diamond paws
  • Joke's on the flea
  • Beak mask: 1600s. Your costume: 300 years late.
  • Only one strain. Everything else is a mutation.
  • Spreads faster than fleas: a good meme

Folio IIBreaking · live tracker

The Contact Ledger

The breaking plague story first, newest news on top. Headlines refresh every 15 minutes; every fact links to its source.

Breaking · Irkutsk, Siberia

Day 4 since the first report on 1 Oct 2026

▶ Emergency bulletin · live from the plague desk

Lab worker dies of suspected pneumonic plague in Siberia; nearly 200 contacts isolated

A worker at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute died in Shelekhov district hospital after severe pneumonia. Media report suspected pneumonic plague, reportedly caught from a broken test tube. Officials quarantined the hospital and isolated her contacts. The governor says every contact has tested negative so far. Plague is treatable with antibiotics when caught early.

Diagnosis status: Plague not officially confirmed by Russia's health agency (Rospotrebnadzor) as of 3 Oct

Checked facts

Live news pulse

Reports · last 24 h

19

Reports · last 6 h

6

Latest report

Counts: feed headlines (relevance score 2+) that name Russia, Siberia or Irkutsk, in the 24 h / 6 h before the last feed check ().

Timeline · newest first

  1. Media reports

    Uzbekistan tightens health controls

    Neighbouring Uzbekistan steps up sanitary controls after the reported case.

  2. Media reports

    Story goes global

    Newsweek, Daily Caller, Daily Mail and others pick it up. Contacts still symptom-free and test-negative, per the governor.

  3. Official

    Emergency commission: contacts test negative

    Governor Kobzev and Rospotrebnadzor head Anna Popova hold an anti-epidemic commission. All contacts under observation; no signs of illness; lab results negative.

  4. Media reports

    Criminal case opened, events cancelled

    Police open a criminal investigation; public events in the region are cancelled.

  5. Official

    Patient dies; hospital quarantined

    The patient dies on a ventilator (1 or 2 Oct; sources differ). Shelekhov hospital's inpatient department goes under quarantine.

  6. Media reports

    Lab worker admitted with severe pneumonia

    A worker from the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute is admitted to Shelekhov district hospital and put on a ventilator.

  7. Unverified

    Reported: a broken test tube

    Local channels say she cracked a tube of live bacteria while collecting samples. Not officially confirmed.

Checked facts updated 4 Oct 2026, 03:40 UTC. Headlines update every 15 minutes.

Plague is treatable with antibiotics when caught early. Fever, chills or a cough after possible exposure: see a doctor and say so.

Live map

Plague radar

Current story first. Live reports from the last 7 days. Older data stays off until you turn it on.

Live window1 event in the last 7 days

Reports, not case counts A marker is a news or official report, not a confirmed case count, unless marked confirmed. Every point links to its source.
Live feed updated 2026-10-04 12:15 UTC. Window counts end at that time. Curated data as of 2026-10-03.

Legend · what the dots mean
  • Current story (dashed ring = not officially confirmed)
  • Live report, media reports only
  • Live report, confirmed by official source
  • Earlier human plague cases (area = cases)
  • Animal plague detection (fleas, rodents, pets)
  • Unconfirmed: media reports only
  • Hollow ring: Y. enterocolitica, not plague
  • Faded: earlier report (last year or undated)
  • Endemic plague focus (natural reservoir)
  • Black Death arrival (dashed = disputed)
  • Reported link (travel, common source)
  • Suspected link (not confirmed)
  • Black Death route

Reports per day · last 30 days

46 reports in 30 days · tracking since 4 Oct 2026

Reports, not case counts: deduplicated news items that passed the plague filter, by publish date (UTC). Hatched days come before tracking started on 4 Oct 2026; they hold only the reports the sources still returned, so they can be low.

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4 Oct 2026100
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Feed sources

Updated
  • Google News53 → 51ok
  • GDELT10 → 8ok
  • WHO DON20 → 0ok
  • CIDRAP20 → 1ok
  • ECDC20 → 0ok

Folio IIIPeer-Reviewed Nonsense (and Some Real Facts)

Know Your Pest

Every card links to its source. The villain is the flea. The dog is the good boy.

  1. Exhibit IBiology

    It's a bacterium, not a virus. Antibiotics beat it.

    Source: cdc.gov
  2. Exhibit IIDogs

    Dogs get plague less badly than cats. Doge stays chill.

    Source: cdc.gov
  3. Exhibit IIIDogs

    Dogs are official plague sniffers: vets test dog blood to spot plague in an area.

    Source: wwwnc.cdc.gov
  4. Exhibit IVDogs

    A dog's plague antibodies fade in about 6 months. Short memory, like a degen.

    Source: wwwnc.cdc.gov
  5. Exhibit VDogs

    Dogs and cats can carry plague fleas into the house. Check your floof.

    Source: cdc.gov
  6. Exhibit VIDogs

    Prairie dogs are rodents, not dogs, and they carry plague. Not our cousins.

    Source: cdc.gov
  7. Exhibit VIIDogs

    2014, Colorado: one pit bull, four human plague cases, all four survived.

    Source: cdc.gov
  8. Exhibit VIIIFleas

    The plague flea gets a gut jam, starves, and bites everyone. Original FOMO.

    Source: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
  9. Exhibit IXBiology

    Yersinia can grow at fridge temperature (1-4 °C). Cold storage, hot bacteria.

    Source: en.wikipedia.org
  10. Exhibit XHistory

    1894 Hong Kong: Yersin and Kitasato raced to find the germ. Two devs, one launch.

    Source: en.wikipedia.org
  11. Exhibit XIHistory

    The beak mask is 1600s, not Black Death. Your Halloween costume is 300 years late.

    Source: en.wikipedia.org
  12. Exhibit XIIMyth busted

    "Ring a ring o' roses" is not about plague. Folklorists rugged that theory.

    Source: en.wikipedia.org

Folio IVSymptoms (How to Buy)

Four Steps to Infection

Get Infected in four steps. The only strain worth catching is the one with the official CA.

  1. Dose 1 of 4

    Get a wallet

    Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write the seed phrase on paper. Never type it into a website.

  2. Dose 2 of 4

    Get SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. This is your immune system.

  3. Dose 3 of 4

    Go to StonkFun

    Open the official coin page on StonkFun with the button below. The coin trades there on its bonding curve.

  4. Dose 4 of 4

    Swap and you are in

    Swap SOL for $PESTINU. Check that the CA matches before you confirm. Congratulations, you are now part of the pack.

Paste the strain

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The official CA is in the top bar too. Copy it from this site, not from replies or DMs. Copycat coins use the same name.

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Folio VCheck the Fever

Fever Chart

On the bonding curve

Live chart on StonkFun

The coin trades on its StonkFun bonding curve, so DexScreener has no pair yet. The DexScreener chart goes here once the coin moves to a DEX pool.

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Warning

Beware of mutations

There is only one strain. Verify the CA here before you buy. Everything else is a mutation.

Many fake “Yersinia Pestinu” tokens already exist. Trust only the contract address shown on this site. Never buy from an address in a reply, a DM or an ad.

The only real CA

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Folio VIDisclaimer

Side Effects

Rx · $PESTINUTake as memed

Side effects may include: diamond paws, uncontrollable laughter, and checking the chart at 3 a.m.

$PESTINU is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. It is not financial advice and not medical advice. Crypto assets are highly volatile. Capital is at risk. Only spend what you can lose.

Yersinia is a bacterium, not a virus, and plague is treatable with antibiotics when caught early. If you feel sick, see a doctor, not a chart.

This page is for fun and education. It is not medical advice. Ask a doctor or a vet about health questions.

Real-world precautions · not a joke

  • Plague is a real disease. It is rare, and antibiotics cure it when treatment starts early.

    CDC

  • If you get fever, chills, and a painful swollen lymph node after a flea bite or after contact with a sick or dead animal in a plague area, see a doctor now.

    CDC symptoms

  • Tell the doctor where you were and which animals you touched.

    CDC clinical care

  • Keep fleas off your pets. Do not let free-roaming dogs or cats sleep in your bed in plague areas.

    CDC prevention

  • If your pet gets sick, call a veterinarian as soon as possible.

    CDC prevention

  • Wear gloves if you handle sick or dead animals. Do not touch dead rodents with bare hands.

    CDC prevention

  • Use insect repellent with DEET outdoors in plague areas.

    CDC prevention

  • There is no plague vaccine on the US market. Prevention is flea control and early treatment.

    CDC preventionWHO fact sheet